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Author Archives: Danny Willis
IT IS OVER! WE FINISHED THE MARATHON! We’re probably still asleep, regardless of when you read this. Here’s the recap: Friday the 13th – 8:28 am Friday the 13th Part 2 – 10:02 am Friday the 13th Part III (In 3D!) – … Continue reading
A while back David Simon, creator of the only two TV shows set in Baltimore ever, said that “the whole [newspaper] industry will continue to collapse until everyone swallows hard and goes behind a paywall.” Why and how he’s hilariously … Continue reading
A lot of people so far today have asked me who I voted for. I have a two-part answer to that: Part 1: None of your business. Screw you. Part 2: I will, however, tell you who I didn’t vote … Continue reading
Bloggers don’t exist. Established media types have tried to draw a distinction between “journalists” and “bloggers” since blog became a word. Whether it’s out of elitism, ignorance or protectionism isn’t clear and mostly irrelevant, but it boils down to the … Continue reading
An Open Letter to the Two Guys Playing Call of Duty at 11:30 pm at Full Volume With the Window Open on a Weeknight
Dear Two Guys Playing Call of Duty at 11:30 pm at Full Volume With the Window Open on a Weeknight: Listen, I get it. Video games are fun. People enjoy fun things. You’ve got a friend over, or your roommate, or … Continue reading