{"id":66,"date":"2013-02-24T10:50:39","date_gmt":"2013-02-24T18:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dannyjwillis.com\/?p=66"},"modified":"2013-03-22T23:09:54","modified_gmt":"2013-03-23T06:09:54","slug":"official-cage-o-rama-2013-movie-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dannyjwillis.com\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"Official Cage-O-Rama 2013 Movie List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/weknowmemes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/despite-all-my-rage-i-am-still-just-nicolas-cage.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"649\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Like a crazy phoenix rising from the ashes, Cage-O-Rama is back. \u00a0It&#8217;s really out of my hands.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a list of Nic Cage movies we&#8217;ve watched so far with short summaries:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Stolen<\/em>\u00a0(2\/23\/13) &#8211; What would Taken be like if Liam Neeson got beat up by literally everyone, including a one-legged, seven-fingered Sammy Hagar lookalike? \u00a0Bad.<\/li>\n<li><em>Trespass<\/em>\u00a0(2\/23\/13) &#8211; This is easily the worst movie I&#8217;ve ever seen. \u00a0It makes the plot of The Room look sane and logical by comparison. \u00a0So, so bad.<\/li>\n<li><em>Face\/Off<\/em> (3\/2\/13) &#8211; You&#8217;ve seen this movie. \u00a0You don&#8217;t need a summary.<\/li>\n<li><em>Bringing Out The Dead<\/em> (3\/2\/13) &#8211; Well, that was boring.<\/li>\n<li><em>Gone in Sixty Seconds<\/em> (3\/16\/13) &#8211; If you get in a high speed chase, make sure you&#8217;re the one driving the &#8217;67 Shelby GT.<\/li>\n<li><em>Vampire&#8217;s Kiss<\/em> (3\/22\/13) &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kfcJUl39iiA\">Just watch this.<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like a crazy phoenix rising from the ashes, Cage-O-Rama is back. \u00a0It&#8217;s really out of my hands. Here&#8217;s a list of Nic Cage movies we&#8217;ve watched so far with short summaries: Stolen\u00a0(2\/23\/13) &#8211; What would Taken be like if Liam &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dannyjwillis.com\/?p=66\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liveblogs-of-insanity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dannyjwillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dannyjwillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dannyjwillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dannyjwillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dannyjwillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dannyjwillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dannyjwillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dannyjwillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dannyjwillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}